Much along the lines of the now infamous BigBoobs DVD (http://covermebad.blogspot.com/2011/04/quick-call-hooters.html), this supreme example of Asian cover design again highlights Japan's completely perverse size obsession; however, the focus this time is not on genitalia but on actual height.
Yep, the Japs have wheeled out the monsters, human freaks who stand so tall that they strike fear in the hearts of men everywhere. These two genetic disasters are... (wait for it)... 170 and 180cm respectively! That's right, my friends. Stare in horror as they pass through doorways with only TWO FEET to spare. Gasp in amazement as they qualify to board EVERY ride at the Carnival, and shriek with delight when they show their dexterity by riding in a NORMAL CAR!
Now, I've been trying to work out the reference to 3m and 50cm on the back cover and only just realised now that it's the combined height of our two leading ladies.
Put together like some kind of vagina-powered Voltron or Transformer, these two sideshow sluts measure THREE and a HALF metres! What kind of sick joke is this?!?! Chinese, steroid-taking basketball players have nothing on these two ladies of the clouds, so what chance do regular Japanese men have?? Surely this is a challenge for Godzilla alone!
No wonder the designers included the single English word "FUCK!!" on the rear cover.
Nothing else quite sums it up.
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