Tuesday, 5 April 2011

The Circus is coming

Anything with Fred the Wonder Chicken gets my vote.

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Film: Clown Porn
Studio: Ramco Productions
Release Date: 2005
Blurb:

You will never look at the circus the same way again. Clown Porn is a "Pornomedy" - a wacky marriage of COMEDY and PORN. Clown Fetish? Oh yes. Let us take you on a journey through the strange and funny sex life of Clowns! It's hot, it's zany - it's like a train wreck that you just can't pry your eyes away from... The Rod Swirling guides your through 5 slapstick porn-filled sketches which all happen to involve clowns and fucking! While there is a definite clown fetish going on here, we really want you to laugh your balls off with our funny and sexy shtick. Think Hardcore Monty Python or SNL with Moneyshots...

Scene 1: RECURRING DREAM
Are you afraid of clowns because something bad happened in your childhood? Overcome your fears by fucking the hell out of them! When Hollie Stevens finds herself threatened by two clowns from her nightmares she turns the tables by offering them a quick and nasty fuck!

Scene 2: BLIND DATE
Desperate Dick (Hef Pounder) signs up for a blind date through an internet dating service and he is absolutely terrified when Clarabelle the Clown (Jenna Brooks) shows up at his door. Once Clarabelle breaks out the weed and starts sucking on his cock, Dick lets this clown have it doggie style!

Scene 3: LESBOZO IS MOREBOZO
RAMCO Productions redefines the term "Lipstick Lesbians" in this romantic interlude between two sexy circus clowns. Hollie Stevens and Zenova Braeden explore each others pink noses and pink clits as they probe each other with dildos and rubber chickens!

Scene 4: ROOM SERVICE
The maids can never read the "Do Not Disturb" sign - especially at the Clown-a-day Inn. Dave Pounder is the lucky guest who gets surprised in bed when to two hot clown maids (Hollie & Zenova) stop by to clean his cock!

Scene 5: DADDY WAS A CLOWN
What the hell were we thinking? Kelly goes down to Clown Headquarters to take her adoptive father his lunch and she gets dragged into the middle of America's favorite game show, Fuck That Clown! Our host Rod Swirling guides the audience through a series of hilarious trivia games and crude antics that all end with Kelly sucking and fucking numerous clown dicks!

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