Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Film: Demütigung in der heilanstalt (Humiliation at the asylum)

Studio: Der Schwarze Dorn (The Black Thorn)

Blurb: Within the walls of an ancient hospital, Master and Mistress Peel train their submissive slaves. No one hears the screams echoing in the endless corridors. Only when the pain becomes unbearable can the long-awaited fusion of pleasure and pain occur.

OK so apart from this being the best use of spot colour in the history of photography, this is some scary shit! Put out by a really sinister German production studio called The Black Thorn, Humiliation in the Asylum, as it is affectionately known, stars two particularly devious creatures named Mistress Peel and Master Dayhan.

Now, Mistress Peel, that's her on the cover, well, she doesn't give two shits about that poor girl, the photographer, the entire fucken movie or YOU. You can see in her eyes that she just wants to grab some candlesticks and burn every hair on your skinny little body. As for Master Dayhan? Well, don't even say that guy's name, dude. Don't even think it! Dayhan is so evil that he's not even on the cover. In fact, considering the placement of his name in the photo, I reckon he's lurking behind that creepy door at the back of the room... and you don't ever wanna go in there, not even to ask for the TV remote.

Yep, Mistress Peel and Master Dayhan are badass, and they'll pretty much stop at nothing to fuck you up!

Have a nice day, kiddies :)