Who says the French never contributed anything to West Africa?

In blackest Africa, dance forms part of everyday life. It is a spontaneous release and translates everyday life experiences into movement... and the same can be said of anal in France!

Two worlds collide in this classic tale of rectum and rhythm. Invaders from the north may have plundered their crops, razed their towns, slaughtered their warriors and enslaved their women but where would West Africa be without the introduction of anal sex? Before those froggy sodomites started teaching tribes about "tunneling", there existed only the innocence of dance and the horrid yawn of regular sex.

Watch as these two ancient cultures bond over a peace pipe and some backdoor poon.

Colonising the locals was never this much fun.