
Yoshimi needed a break. Things were tough at work and Hakki wasn't returning her calls after the sake-party last weekend. She was flicking through the newspaper one Saturday morning when an advertisement caught her eye:
Go wild in the grasslands of the Kruger National Park, Meet the horny people of Swaziland, Encounter endangered rhinos in the Hlane Royal National Park and mate with them! Relax on white-sand beaches in Mozambique and enjoy the skilled hands of the tribe's resident masseuse, Camp out in Africa's wilderness, Encounter gentle giants with giant genitals in the Addo Elephant National Park. Marvel at the Chief's orgy tent, constructed entirely of ostrich feathers. Delve into the astounding Cango Caves for anal initiation. Sip semen wines at a Cape vineyard.
"That's it," Yoshimi exclaimed loudly, dropping her chopsticks in the process. "I need a holiday".
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