They work hard, those Japanese; very industrious people indeed, always looking for ways to increase daily efficiencies. Surely one of the most popular and effective multi-tasking methods is the dildobike, which allows commuters to combine sex, exercise and the trip home into one easy activity.
Simply hike up skirt, straddle dildo, sit, and pedal.
Now, dildo bikes are nothing new but the Japanese have, thankfully, refined the model to ensure the rubber appendage passes through the seat and doesn't replace the seat all together, as seen in earlier models. Such an advancement provides untold support to the thighs, and helps to avoid nasty accidents.
Of course, there's also a stay-at-home model for those who prefer to conduct their sexercise in the comfort of their own home.
Where's it all leading, I hear you ask?
That's easy. Given the rise in the popularity of LARPing, a natural progression should see the dildo bike employed for recreating medieval pastimes, such as dildo jousting!!
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