Tuesday, 12 April 2011

I'll give you one guess.

Film: What Went Wrong
Studio: Wicked
Blurb: She's (Stormy Daniels) too demanding and he's (Voodoo) too aloof. He's a slob, she's controlling. She works too much, he wont' get a job. Time goes by... They both want out, finally something they can agree on! But at the end of the every relationship there's that one awkward moment. That time when you're forced to face each other, maybe at a restaurant, the dry cleaner or maybe the old apartment. And sometimes you ponder the obvious and try to figure out exactly What Went Wrong...and maybe, just maybe, you'll discover everything that went right.


Apart from the fact that the blurb reads like a primer for a porn remake of The Odd Couple, I'll tell you exactly what went wrong: no fucken tits on the cover, Stormy. That's what went wrong!!

So when you're sitting around wondering why your adult masterpiece failed to sell enough copies to get you out of your shitty apartment, and you're blowing your landlord in exchange for rent, remember the golden rule of dvd sales:

TITS or GTFO!!
TITS or GTFO!!
TITS or GTFO!!



Now go. Just go. You've ruined it for everyone!

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