Mature films are nothing new in porn, of course, but my understanding of the genre is to polish these old bags until they shine like 30-somethings once more. Clearly this message has been lost on the makers of this little compilation, lovingly titled Over 50. One can only wonder if they're trying to spread their market to include buyers of the Over 60 and Over 70 categories, as well as lovers of battered wives films.

At a time like this, I'm reminded of an old joke:

Whaddya tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing. You've told her twice already.